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My Christmas spirit is crashing fast. At this point I can't wait for the end of January...

Customer Service for a mail order company at Christmas sucks! ......The little voice is getting harder and harder to keep under control. If I don't let it speak here, It might get loose and cost me my job.

I am sick of getting yelled at!  Below are examples of the calls I take and how I wish I could deal with them.

I have been yelled at because we ran out of ______. Fill in the blank with any item that was promised to little Janey or Johnny for their gift..........What the hell were you thinking waiting 2 weeks before Christmas before calling to order, and how about letting Jr get a dose of reality....you don't always get what you want!

I have been told at least once a day that I am ruining some kids Christmas,because I won't let the dead beat place an order on an account that is already 6 months past due........You should have worn a rubber....we wouldn't be having this conversation.

For every idiot that complained about having to be on hold forever just to pay their damn bill........Go to hell!
You could have mailed it, you could have pushed a few buttons on your phone and had it done already yourself, but you decided to just stand there and listen to our festive holiday music instead of having your check/debit card ready!

 To all the customers that call to complain about an issue that happened this past summer....Seriously? You waited this long to call and complain, couldn't you wait another month and not call at our busiest time of the year?

Customers that order/call on their lunch break......If I want to listen to cows, I will visit the farm. Please refrain from eating during our call.

Management.......If you send me one more email telling me how far ahead projected sales are one more time......well, the little voice just might tell you were to go.......

Company keeps making more money, but I'm paid the same wage I was paid to do this crap last year.....When raise time comes around, it better be a good one. A big enough one to make me forget how much this jobs sucks this time of year.

To all the customers that are yet to call. Give me a break. I didn't loose your package, I didn't screw up your order. I didn't cause the problem........all I did was answer the phone.

Merry F***ing Christmas!

Loadsa Money Needs Spending - eeeek!

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I am writing this at a time that I would normally be driving to work. I can't get over this feeling that I am going to be late! I should have left the house 17 minutes ago....but my "work" is now just down the hall! Today is my first day being a "Home agent". After several hours of much cussing and crying last night, I Finley got the computer and phone equipment set up. They did give us a 6 hour training course that briefly skimmed over how to hook it up and use it....but it was not as easy as they made it sound. And thanks to a computer person with no common sense, we were given directions in "tech talk" that totally confused most of us!

I guess I will find out in a bit if I truly have it all hooked up right....if no calls come in I willo know I did something wrong.......Now I am taking my shoeless, sweat pant & sweat shirt wearing self to work!  It feels good to wear comfortable cloths and no shoes!!!!!!!!

Stinking Cold

Good grief ... I leave you guys alone for a minute and ya all go crazy on me ... heehee

Ok ...  maybe not crazy ... but close enough.  I hear there is a new blog (that I just have to be part of) that has to do with TROLLS (goody goody ... can I have fun with them?) and I hear the present one is some little brat names Ken ... or is it Patrick ... either way ... neither one is probably the little twerps name (they're usually too chicken s*** to show who they really are anyway). 

I hear he thinks he is a know-it-all and an expert on "liberals" ... considers himself to be a "conservative" ... and has the ability to to play GOD and decide whether a person actually feels enough pain and has suffered enough for his approval to allow them to exist in his universe.  Kid ... you are nothing and have nooooooo idea who any of these people are you have tried to "influence" with your insecure little triads of unintelligent blabber.  Some of the ones you have called "liberals" are actually conservatives who enjoy the intellectual conversations and debates with the ones who are the liberals ... some are those who are "middle-of -the-road" ... but all are friends, some new and others have been friends for years.

So ... before you infiltrate your obvious ineptness into conversations you know nothing about ... with people you know nothing about ... maybe you should stop to think ... before you stick your foot so far into your mouth ... it comes out the other end.

If you just want to meet people and be friends ... we're really nice people who used to be strangers ... until we became friends who respect each others' point of view.

With that said ... if i have no more gremlins to play with my internal parts (cyber and physical ... the mental was lost a loooong time ago ... heehee), I might be able to stick around a while.

I sure have missed everyone ... :D *HUGS*

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I feel like the circus puppy. You know.... the little dog that jumps through hoops just to get a few scraps for a reward.

Well, I jumped through all the hoops master put before me and came out the other end as a "Home Agent"!

I just got the news today from our call center manager that my Internet is good enough and the space I have in my home is acceptable for the work space I need. Two more hoops jumped through.

I'm still a bit nervous about this. They haven't really told us much about how this works. I just found out today that the equipment they are supplying me with will use our phone line. Unfortunately it also means if that is the only phone line we have, no one can use it while I am working, not even when I am on break! I guess once I log into the company system from my home it locks my phone line to them and stays that way until I log off.

So now we are looking into getting a second phone line. Our cell phone service out here in the boondocks isn't that reliable. I would like to know there is a way for some one to call in or out in case of an emergency. That and a reliable phone for hubby to use to keep in touch with his employer. He still doesn't have steady enough work to have a daily schedule. He still has to call in to see if they have work for him or not. I would hate to have him miss out on work, just because they can't call him or because or cell phone didn't have a good enough signal.

I just hope it doesn't cost to much. I would hate to spend all the gas money I am going to save on paying for a second phone line!

I also hope the equipment is easy to set up. They are not sending an IT person along with the equipment. It sounds like we are going to get the stuff Wednesday and have to hook it up ourselves. Then it's work as usual on Thursday!

They are giving us a 6 hour training course on Wednesday and then sending us home!

A few of my coworkers that are also going to be Home agents started bringing home some of their personal belongings from there desks today. It was kind of funny to watch. One lady was hauling out her 2nd box of crap as I was leaving today. As I stopped to hold the door for her she asked why I wasn't bringing anything home yet. All I could do was smile and tell her "I don't have anything except a picture of my dogs, I cup I use for water and a pen!".....I just work here...I don't live here!"

It's going to seem really wierd not seeing these people 5 days a week any more.

Every year the call center I work for hires on extra help for the Christmas season. The positions are mostly temporary with a few of the positions turning to to temporary employment after the winter holidays are over. This year they projected to need almost three times as many temporary employees as last Christmas. That means they have hired on almost 70 new people in just the past 6 weeks!

All the new hires means, they all need a place to sit and work, they all need desks and phones and chairs.......More then our little call canter building can hold. We are busting at the seams.

The company also had a very small portion of our call center in the Northern part of our state. It was a very rural area and not much population so it was hard to get and keep employees. So they announced earlier this summer that our northern call center was closing and the customer service reps were going to be working from thier homes. About 20 of them were part of a pilot program to see if the kind of Customer service work we do could be done from home.

There project was a success and now our branch has decided to relieve some of the crowded conditions we are working in by turning a few select employees into "home agents".

We were all told this was going to happen in early July. I have been thinking about how working from home would help out in so many ways since that day.

Not having to drive to/from work during a crappy Minnesota snowy winter.... Being able to be home while a fire is burning in the wood stove, (if you have all elctric heat, you know how much $ that can save!) ... Not having to spend $40 a week to put gas in the van to get to work. .....No more 1 hour each way drive time to add on during the already mandatory 10 hour work days!

I wanted to get one of those Home agent positions when the became available!

Last Thursday the company announced they would be making only 11 Home Agent positions available. The call center manager told us she would be hand delivering the letters to the employees that are choosen for these jobs.......My heart sank. We have more then 100 employees to choose from. Many of them have been with the company since it re-opened in 2002. I have only worked there since last year. Technicly I have not even been employed with them a full year. I was hired as a temp and only official became a company person this past March. 

I was sure I didn't stand a chance.

Today at 12:15 pm. The call center manager handed me a folded peace of paper. I opened it and saw "Congratulations! You have been choosen for a Home Agent position. Our desicion was based on your work performance and abilty to work independently.........

WooHoo!

Now I just have to fill out a questionare and hope the house/phone/computer...part of this all qualifies!

One hurdled jumped!